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Don't Hate Your Uterus - White & Sea Foam fabric by joannawhatever on Spoonflower - custom fabric

Preview scale: 24 x 24 inches.

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By Joanna Whatever

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A uterus is not just for periods and babies anymore! She is the object of my portrait, rendered in calligraphic swirls and flourishes.

My uterus is sick and tired (and, if I'm honest, a little bloated) of breasts, butts, and vaginas getting all the attention. Just because she is inside my body and has a bad attitude once a month does not mean that she does not need some gratitude every once and a while. And so, I contribute to the world a portrait of my uterus (on a good day, of course. You don't want to see what it will look like in 1.5 weeks). Isn't she lovely? *All uteruses appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real uteruses, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Not to scale.

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