Williamsburg Brooklyn who loves a good, stiff ... drink!
"Authority on everything, expert on nothing," Rula is an over-the-top advice columnist from Williamsburg Brooklyn who will answer your burning questions about food and entertaining. On this set of 9 (fat quarter) or 18 (half-yard) napkins, she offers up some pithy words on imbibing.
Quotes on the fat quarter:
• Drinking alcohol may lead to memory loss. Or worse, memory loss!
• I like to cook with wine. Sometimes, I even add it to the food!
• You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline.
• Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
• You have to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
• If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
• I drink to make other people more interesting.
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quotes on half yard:
• All the quotes from the fat quarter, plus:
• I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
• Sure you can buy me a drink! I’m a feminist, not an idiot.
• Who is this “Moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with?
• It’s not considered drinking alone if the dog is home.
• I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle!
• I’m outdoorsy. I’ll have my cocktail on the deck.
• I’m on a liquid diet. After two drinks, I don’t care what I weigh.
• I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep, you know.
• Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver.
SETUP:The art for all 18 napkins is 42 x 18 inches and is designed to go on a fat quarter of the Kona Cotton Ultra (or any other of the fabrics with a 42-inch printable width).
You'll need to hem them yourself, but there are guide lines for trimming and 0.25" hems on all sides. The final napkins are, after hemming, 6 x 5 inches each.
Williamsburg Brooklyn who loves a good, stiff ... drink!
"Authority on everything, expert on nothing," Rula is an over-the-top advice columnist from Williamsburg Brooklyn who will answer your burning questions about food and entertaining. On this set of 9 (fat quarter) or 18 (half-yard) napkins, she offers up some pithy words on imbibing.
Quotes on the fat quarter:
• Drinking alcohol may lead to memory loss. Or worse, memory loss!
• I like to cook with wine. Sometimes, I even add it to the food!
• You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline.
• Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
• You have to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
• If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
• I drink to make other people more interesting.
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quotes on half yard:
• All the quotes from the fat quarter, plus:
• I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
• Sure you can buy me a drink! I’m a feminist, not an idiot.
• Who is this “Moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with?
• It’s not considered drinking alone if the dog is home.
• I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle!
• I’m outdoorsy. I’ll have my cocktail on the deck.
• I’m on a liquid diet. After two drinks, I don’t care what I weigh.
• I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep, you know.
• Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver.
SETUP:The art for all 18 napkins is 42 x 18 inches and is designed to go on a fat quarter of the Kona Cotton Ultra (or any other of the fabrics with a 42-inch printable width).
You'll need to hem them yourself, but there are guide lines for trimming and 0.25" hems on all sides. The final napkins are, after hemming, 6 x 5 inches each.
