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Knighted Men of Science and Letters, With Fruit for Faces fabric by ceanirminger on Spoonflower - custom fabric

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This fabric is delivered smooth and crinkles when washed. Prints are likely to be off-grain.

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By Cean Irminger

By day I am an upstanding mosaic designer for New Ravenna Mosaics on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. By night I am a superdork drawing whatever weird things pop into my head. By morning I'm exhausted.

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Description:

The Sir-Realist Fruits, all men knighted by the crown, with both feet firmly on the ground, born with fruit instead of faces. Fun time game! Matc

The Sir-Realist Fruits, all men knighted by the crown, with both feet firmly on the ground, born with fruit instead of faces. Fun time game! Match the descriptions to the right Sir Realist Fruit and win the respect of all of your friends! /Though an apple's the fruit that brought him fame, The fig is the one that now owns his name/.... /He wrote "Fruitopia", this fine idealist, And got his melon baked when the king got real pissed/..... /The queen adored him, this fruity beauty, Because he laid his cloak down, and brought her booty/... /The scientific method, this knight invented, Though sweet when young, he's better fermented/... And now, a Sir Realist Fruit joke.... What did Sir Francis Baconcord Grape say when Sir Walter Ral-lycheefruit stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.... This ends our Sir Realist Fruit fun time hour.

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ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks so much, Jenithea and a really late thanks to you too, Francine! You guys are making me blush so hard I look like I have a tomato for a head.

Posted over 6 years ago.

jenithea

jenithea says: You are so funny, clever, and multi-talented!

Posted over 6 years ago.

francine

francine says: How did this not place? Is the world mad? Everything you do sets the bar extra high for the rest of us and this one is certainly no exception. It's still one of my favorites!

Posted almost 7 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Raisin!! I love it, Vo! I never knew that surrealism, fruit and puns were tied so close together. Amazing. Ms_corona, you're welcome anytime, and once you taste my cooking, I know you won't eat much!

Posted about 7 years ago.

ms_corona

ms_corona says: Cean! You are my hero! Can I move in to absorb some of your left over talent? I wont eat much!

Posted about 7 years ago.

vo_aka_...

vo_aka_virginiao says: bwhahaha, he let out a little wine! I'm raisin the glass to you!

Posted about 7 years ago.

paragon...

paragonstudios says: OMG Your description is as quirky as your design "Royalty Rules" this was so much fun to see and read

Posted about 7 years ago.

babysis...

babysisterrae says: LOVE THIS, love it!!

Posted about 7 years ago.

eloisen...

eloisenarrigan says: Oh my goodness, this is excellent! I'm nervous to see what this week's entries are going to be; I think it's going to be a rip-roaring contest!

Posted about 7 years ago.

pattysl...

pattysloniger says: So clever and masterfully illustrated to boot. Once again, this design really highlights the need for a much larger zoom, I want to really get in there and see all the details!

Posted about 7 years ago.

francine

francine says: Wowie zowie!

Posted about 7 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: you guys are too nice! Ms Corona, I too would like to see a boys against girls battle, though I here sir isaac fig Newton has a wicked throwing arm. I'm glad you all like the jokes. The grape joke has been one of my favorites since I was a kid and I was thrilled to be able to use it!

Posted about 7 years ago.

luana_life

luana_life says: Wow! so well executed and FUNNY!

Posted about 7 years ago.

dollpro...

dollproject says: Ooh, so elegant. And I love the vining! And the description with joke--I swear I read it three times and it amused me a little more each time. hehe

Posted about 7 years ago.

ms_corona

ms_corona says: Wow! I would love to see a comic strip where your kaPOW ladies titilate and torture these knighted fruit-balls! I have visions of of a blue fanged lady moving a Smack Down on Sir Bacon-Grape! People would pay money to see that! Comicon Comicon Comicon!!!!

Posted about 7 years ago.

pinksod...

pinksodapop says: <A HREF="http://www.4computerheaven.com/Prism/" TARGET="_NEW" BORDER="0"><IMG SRC="http://www.4computerheaven.com/prism2/aExYZFAwRDRnelhOTFV3TnAxR1NMZz09/images/f6c424b1-c727-6354-c92c-830997ff8d73.png" BORDER="0"></A>

Posted about 7 years ago.

lulakiti

lulakiti says: Omigod! You are too much! I LOVE IT!!! How do you come up with this stuff?! You're a genius!

Posted about 7 years ago.

victori...

victorialasher says: uuuurrrrhh, I groan. I love puns. This fabric is fab! Excellent, definitely not! lame. Beautiful details, all the vining fruit is so lovely. It looks so normal at first glance, I really hope people see it for what it is, absolutely brilliant! This could win.

Posted about 7 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: bwa ha ha! excellent.

Posted about 7 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thank you so much, Decobot, vo, bella-modiste scrummy and kdl! I really have my husband to thank for this oddball. My original idea was coming out looking like my cocktails entry, and I was stumped on a theme, he threw me this zany and punny fallback option. Thank God for weirdo husbands!

Posted about 7 years ago.

scrummy

scrummy says: awwww brilliant xxx

Posted about 7 years ago.

bella_m...

bella_modiste says: bad grammar on my part there- lets just blame that on the fact that I was laughing really hard the whole time I was trying to type....yes...

Posted about 7 years ago.

bella_m...

bella_modiste says: OMG you are so brilliant...hehe Thank you for the laugh tonight- dude I hope you wiiiin! (really glad I decided not to enter this contest- I wouldn't have a chance!) You rock!

Posted about 7 years ago.

vo_aka_...

vo_aka_virginiao says: hahahahaah, I sooo love this.

Posted about 7 years ago.

jillian...

jillianmorris says: What a yummy bunch of gentlemen! I love every detail of this, the wardrobes, the fruity border, the fruit heads. It is perfectly silly!

Posted about 7 years ago.