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Lily Boys Stamen Service fabric by dscougar on Spoonflower - custom fabric

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This fabric is delivered smooth and crinkles when washed. Prints are likely to be off-grain.
Please note: We will print this item in as long a run of fabric as possible. If flaws are present, extra may be printed. We may need to divide your yardage into shorter, non-continuous pieces. Click here for more information or contact Customer Service.

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Description:

Lily Boys know that blooms last longer if you give the stamen some attention. Original photos by Noodles and Beef www.flickr.com/photos/ekigyuu/‎

For the Lilies design challenge. It's almost time for my mother's yearly lecture about removing the stamens from the Easter lilies; ostensibly to help them last longer (although I suspect it was more about preventing us from spreading pollen all over the house as kids). A few of my flippant friends have made a similar argument for why childless gay men stay attractive into their golden years: if you don't put energy into reproducing, you'll stay fresher longer. So...here's the design that came out of that convoluted free-association. Original source photos courtesy of the illustrious Noodles and Beef, his pups, and their friends.

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yodasan...

yodasandshit says: take me to mcdonald's cause- I'M LOVIN' IT!!!!

Posted about 1 year ago.

lynnbis...

lynnbishopdesign says: Hilarious and well done!

Posted over 2 years ago.

dscougar

dscougar says: I've been scheming for YEARS about how to acquire grandchildren without raising any children of my own... if you know any eligible bachelor/ettes with adult children, send them my way ;)

Posted over 3 years ago.

whimzwh...

whimzwhirled says: This is too funny. I might add that although children might make you age quicker that grandchildren have the exact opposite effect. Not so much physically but certainly mentally and spiritually.

Posted over 3 years ago.

amy_g

amy_g says: I totally love the way your mind works....this design is just so cool, it is ALL SO GOOD! Plus, your description just cracked me up! My mom would cut off the stamens too for the same suspected reason!

Posted over 3 years ago.