you to know that Bleorg is not now, nor has he ever
Not to be outdone, here is Bleorg's sister Purl with her own coordinating fabric. She would like you to know that Bleorg is not now, nor has he ever been, "King of the Monster Baybeez". So stop genuflecting for God's sake. Honestly, you are nearly as ridiculous as he is. (Purl is a teenaged girl... please forgive her lack of tact and pray that she never sees that I wrote this...)