fact he took home second place in the Elder God Bak
Not many people know this but Cthulhu actually enjoys a day in the kitchen every now and then. In fact he took home second place in the Elder God Bake-Off in 9402 BC with his famous Pineal Meringue Pie. Yog-Sothoth's "Thing on the Pie-Plate" came in third and Hastur's "Blanc-Mange That Shall Not Be Named" fourth. The event was not without controversy; both Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth bitterly complained that Nyarlathrotep's "Dream Pie of Unknown Contents" only won the blue ribbon because it ate most of the judges and cast a many-colored poisonous miasma that took almost a thousand years to dissipate completely. This pattern coordinates with my design "Eclair of the White Worm" and would be perfect for oven mitts, aprons, table cloths, kitchen curtains, etc.