Intriguing and funny... quite a conversation piece!
I designed a series of bad password fabrics based on the most popular passwords stolen in a Rockyou.com data breach. I used a similar fabric to make a "Security Blanket" quilt (see http://lorrie.cranor.org/blog/2013/08/12/security-blanket/). This quilt appeared in Science Magazine (http://lorrie.cranor.org/blog/2014/02/06/my-quilt-in-science-magazine/). Then I made a password dress with from performance knit fabric (see http://lorrie.cranor.org/blog/2013/12/09/password-dress/ ). This version has a purple background and includes 501 passwords. This fabric is printed at 300 dpi and is good for really small pieces such as ties. Some of the passwords may be too small to read on some fabrics.