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Coffee-coloured version of octopod tessellation in doubled square formation, using 2 alternating colours but one orientation, and featuring slanted elliptical eyes which resemble coffee beans. Real world cephalopods, living near the ocean surface rather than in the depths, sometimes even have the same slight recurved shape to the eye slit as a squashed coffee bean - to shield the eye from direct sunlight.
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