This is hilarious! And I love your style of cartooning. I don't know why white backgrounds sometimes turn out looking cream-colored. (Sometimes it makes the design look better, but in this case I think the actual white is the best idea. : )
I've been drawing comics all my life, seems like. I knew I'd have a lot of fun with htis contest! Funny how it shows as having a yellow background on SF though, isn't it? It's all black & white, like my pen & ink art is.