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"You are what you eat.", "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.", "How's about you buy me

dinner and I buy you breakfast, Hotlips?", "Bite

"You are what you eat.", "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.", "How's about you buy me dinner and I buy you breakfast, Hotlips?", "Bite me." What do all of these idioms have in common? They are all proof of how much stock a man puts in his fodder. As such we introduce the only 100% accurate dating service guaranteed to lead you to Mr. Right. True love is not a matter of the heart, it is a ride down the large intestine.

dinner and I buy you breakfast, Hotlips?", "Bite

"You are what you eat.", "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.", "How's about you buy me dinner and I buy you breakfast, Hotlips?", "Bite me." What do all of these idioms have in common? They are all proof of how much stock a man puts in his fodder. As such we introduce the only 100% accurate dating service guaranteed to lead you to Mr. Right. True love is not a matter of the heart, it is a ride down the large intestine.

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