of the line of adrenaline junkies waiting to ride
Step right up, ladies and gents, past the Bearded Ladies, around the Guess-a-Weight and to the right of the line of adrenaline junkies waiting to ride on the Merry-Go-Round and there you'll find it, The-Barely-Go- Round! This patent pending modern wonder has all of the fun of a carousel, with none of the vomit inducing motion! Our slow, sedentary steeds are floating in an anti-gravity chamber with soft sonorous melodies piped in the background. Not only do we not frown upon sleeping on the ride, we encourage it! So step right up and slow right down, and chill to the thrills of... The-Barely-Go-Round!