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Suppose the Amalgamated Union of Paisleys gave a party for all their card carrying members, and all the paisleys in the world came to drink and squirm, and have fun.
The results might look something like this with random paisleys left laying on the floor amid squiggly green streamers and snaking purple lines.
You really can't trust a drunk paisley. They can't hold their liquor worth a darn.