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When the term "a snowballs chance in hell" popped into my mind I immediately saw white on a fiery red background. Here is the result. Little did I realise just how Christmassy and joyful and cute the unpleasant saying would visually turn out to be.
***The red printed out a little more orangey in my test swatch, which makes the title a little more fitting***