a state park. Half humanoid apeness, half stran
Squatch-Mo, begat from an unholy union between the elusive Sasquatch and a sock monkey abandoned at a state park. Half humanoid apeness, half strangely proportioned plushness, he is a gamey, lonely creature searching for sanctuary. Bring him into your home, wrestle him to the ground and restrain him in a loving headlock and heartfelt half nelson, and soon his thrashing and gnawing will subside and you will find you have a strange, musky friend for life.