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Plate Dating fabric by ceanirminger on Spoonflower - custom fabric

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By Cean Irminger

By day I am an upstanding mosaic designer for New Ravenna Mosaics on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. By night I am a superdork drawing whatever weird things pop into my head. By morning I'm exhausted.

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"You are what you eat.", "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.", "How's about you buy me dinner and I buy you breakfast, Hotlips?", "Bite

"You are what you eat.", "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.", "How's about you buy me dinner and I buy you breakfast, Hotlips?", "Bite me." What do all of these idioms have in common? They are all proof of how much stock a man puts in his fodder. As such we introduce the only 100% accurate dating service guaranteed to lead you to Mr. Right. True love is not a matter of the heart, it is a ride down the large intestine.

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bluechair

bluechair says: These are great... It would be super cool if they were the size of placemats! Kids would then decide which "dinner" they wanted each meal -- under their real meal. To make it really fun, then you would use clear glass plates!!

Posted over 2 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: thanks so much, amy. It was super fun to put those plates together, and about the closest to cooking I've ever come!

Posted about 4 years ago.

amy_g

amy_g says: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! this is so funny......love the non-conformist plate...all kinds of crazy stuff together, what a great mind you have!

Posted about 4 years ago.

eppiepe...

eppiepeppercorn says: This is so great. I love the imagination and humor.

Posted over 5 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: You guys! Thanks for the votes of confidence, but this contest was so crammed packed with tasty, delicious and delightful designs, I'm lucky to have placed where I placed!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

babysis...

babysisterrae says: you know how i feel....absolute robbery!!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

scrummy

scrummy says: awww man, these contests are killing me. I'm soooo grumpy for you! xxx

Posted almost 6 years ago.

uzumakijo

uzumakijo says: hahahaha! this is so funny and fantastic, really clever idea and brilliantly illustrated, love the view point and all the details in the breakfasts! i'm a cross between the gamer (cept instaed of games i got spoonflower open on my pooter!!) and the non-conformist, i have a nice cup of tea with whatever the kids leave from their breakfasts or what needs eating from the night before, quite often it consists of a slice of chocolate cake with half a piece of toast and some mushed up weetabix...yum! i just can't stand waste! if i'd have been earlier with my comment i'd have predicted top ten, but with the benefit of hindsight i'll say 'why on earth wasn't this in the top ten?' i dunno!!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

dhawktx

dhawktx says: Oh, My, Yes! Placemats FTW!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

francine

francine says: You're too hilarious!!! :D This made me crack up like a baby on a bender in Las Palmas! I second Rhonda's idea of turning these into place mats. Fantastic Cean!

Posted about 6 years ago.

victori...

victorialasher says: This is too funny! I can't decide which breakfast I want: the cowpoke, the non-conformist, the 4:20, the Peter Pan. They all look yummy. I'll leave the tough nut, someone else can crack him.

Posted about 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thaks all! I'm a non conformist girl myself. I've had my fair share of jelly bean breakfasts, I'm not proud to admit.

Posted about 6 years ago.

nadja_p...

nadja_petremand says: exelent idea !!! so funny

Posted about 6 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: ha ha ha! excellent, witty, and too true...

Posted about 6 years ago.

catru

catru says: soo smart and creative idea, and fun too :D love it!!! ... and it's soo true ....

Posted about 6 years ago.

shiny

shiny says: This is so good! Brilliant indeed

Posted about 6 years ago.

sammyk

sammyk says: Hahaha, great job! Hilarious!

Posted about 6 years ago.

melisza...

meliszawang says: Cool idea! hee...

Posted about 6 years ago.

glimmer...

glimmericks says: Very funny idea! You nailed them all.

Posted about 6 years ago.

nikky

nikky says: Brilliant! Bravo!

Posted about 6 years ago.

tallula...

tallulahdahling says: You never cease to amaze! Each breakfast is clever and amusing. Your imagination is pure gold!

Posted about 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks everybody! This was really fun to think about, though with it's lame-o repeat and weird subject, and all of your actually usable wonderful designs, I'm sure it isn't going to be in the running. And I've fixed my embarrassing spelling issue. I guess it was me who was "too cool for school", or at least English class, heh heh.

Posted about 6 years ago.

jaydesign

jaydesign says: Well done, very clever and funny! Love it!

Posted about 6 years ago.

asilo

asilo says: Love it Cean! Hehe love the older man plate with the side of dentures! You crack me up! But I'll order the cowpoke - hold the ciggys! :)

Posted about 6 years ago.

mrshervi

mrshervi says: Super! I love it! I love the details - "too cool for school '' - and I love the whole concept!

Posted about 6 years ago.

lulakiti

lulakiti says: What a riot! LOVE IT!

Posted about 6 years ago.

jillian...

jillianmorris says: Haha! So silly, and so much of it looks possible! I will pick a bit off each plate and be the mooch. Great overhead perspective illustrations!

Posted about 6 years ago.

rengal

rengal says: clever & funny!

Posted about 6 years ago.

rhondad...

rhondadesigns says: This is brilliant Cean! I love your "Plate Dating" interpretation of the breakfast theme and all the amusing details in your design. The fabric could be made into tablemats. and a potential mate's choice of placesetting could be a guideline to compatability! Home is where the stomach is, and a wise person needs to know how to keep him fed to keep him happy!

Posted about 6 years ago.

poetryqn

poetryqn says: This just makes me grin from ear to ear! All the little details (like the wizard and dragon on gamer and the ex-lax on weightwatcher) make me really laugh out loud! Excellent!

Posted about 6 years ago.

pattysl...

pattysloniger says: This is hilarious, and there's so many details to look at. I love the dentures and the vita-mans and the free-range granola bar just to name a few!

Posted about 6 years ago.

ksteve

ksteve says: This is both cute and funny - and so true!

Posted about 6 years ago.

vo_aka_...

vo_aka_virginiao says: errrr, it's also a great idea. do'h!

Posted about 6 years ago.

vo_aka_...

vo_aka_virginiao says: hahaha, grat idea. I'm a minimalist...just coffee.

Posted about 6 years ago.

babysis...

babysisterrae says: great idea, and nice colors!

Posted about 6 years ago.

cakewor...

cakeworth&penningtons says: I would love to say Im a weight watcher, but I think Im more of a cowpoke girl. Very cool Cean.x

Posted about 6 years ago.

scrummy

scrummy says: awwww brilliant fun! love it xxx

Posted about 6 years ago.

sparegus

sparegus says: what a cute idea, I love it!

Posted about 6 years ago.