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Lily Boys know that blooms last longer if you give the stamen some attention. Original photos by Noodles and Beef www.flickr.com/photos/ekigyuu/â€Ž
For the Lilies design challenge. It's almost time for my mother's yearly lecture about removing the stamens from the Easter lilies; ostensibly to help them last longer (although I suspect it was more about preventing us from spreading pollen all over the house as kids).
A few of my flippant friends have made a similar argument for why childless gay men stay attractive into their golden years: if you don't put energy into reproducing, you'll stay fresher longer. So...here's the design that came out of that convoluted free-association.
Original source photos courtesy of the illustrious Noodles and Beef, his pups, and their friends.
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Hilarious and well done!
Posted over 1 year ago.
I've been scheming for YEARS about how to acquire grandchildren without raising any children of my own... if you know any eligible bachelor/ettes with adult children, send them my way ;)
Posted over 2 years ago.
This is too funny. I might add that although children might make you age quicker that grandchildren have the exact opposite effect. Not so much physically but certainly mentally and spiritually.
I totally love the way your mind works....this design is just so cool, it is ALL SO GOOD! Plus, your description just cracked me up! My mom would cut off the stamens too for the same suspected reason!
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