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Monster babies need love too... and blankets. Cover your little monster baby up with this cheater quilt inspired by Bleorg the self-proclaimed king of the Monster Baybeez. Bleorg prefers knitting to quilting, but hey... whatever floats your boat, right? Har har har har... Bleorg said, "Boat" and last week's contest was a nautical theme... Bleorg is a real cut up - even if he is a week too late. Bleorg is ashamed that he is oriented sideways and wants everyone to know that this is not his natural state. Tilt your head to the left... there... that's how Bleorg looks. Do you have a headache from looking at Bleorg with your head tilted like that? Bleorg has a headache from looking sideways at you. It is not easy being King of the Monster Baybeez. Bleorg dares you to sit on this quilt... come on... he dares ya.