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'Shy Ness'
Poor Nessie. Once the "it" girl of the Pleisiosaur circle, she was a care free exuberant beauty known for a fine set of flippers and a neck that went aaaalll the way up. Then one day, out of the blue, she began to feel uneasy in open water. Crowds made her itch. The ocean was too darn big! In a panic she sought some safe secluded place where she could get a hold of herself. Loch Ness proved to be a perfect sanctuary. Unfortunately, while Nessie holed up and tried to come to grips with her agoraphobia, the rest of the dinosaur world went extinct, the jerks. Now she is the only one of her kind, without a friend in the world. Sometimes people come looking for her, but her crippling shyness keeps her hidden in a cave, crying salty tears of regret. And to make it worse, they call her a monster! A Monster! Sure, she enjoys a nice seal here or there for a snack, but who doesn't? And being grouped with that big hairy pituitary case Bigfoot? It's too much to bear! Poor Nessie. The most misunderstood creature that might possibly maybe exist on this green earth.
