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Because deep down you've always wanted to be continuously hugged while slaving away in the kitchen. Enter The Chefalopod!* Groupie of all groupies, this admiring apron will lovingly hang off you and gaze into your eyes as you try to measure out capfuls of vanilla extract without spilling anything.
Apron panel measures approx. 33" tall in a chirpy combination of white-on-orange polka dots. Use your favorite bias binding to finish off the edges or back the pattern completely in a complimentary fabric of your liking. Includes a handy measuring cup bib pocket.
Enjoy. And don't burn anything.
*No cephalopods were harmed in the making of The Chefalopod.