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Turrets Syndrome fabric by ceanirminger on Spoonflower - custom fabric

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By Cean Irminger

By day I am an upstanding mosaic designer for New Ravenna Mosaics on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. By night I am a superdork drawing whatever weird things pop into my head. By morning I'm exhausted.

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Description:

Turrets Syndrome- A chronic illness that plagues the patient's nervous cistern. One serf-erer illuminated the symptoms in the following manuscript exc

Turrets Syndrome- A chronic illness that plagues the patient's nervous cistern. One serf-erer illuminated the symptoms in the following manuscript excerpt, "Ye feel as if yuir dragon along, day and knight. It's as if every dam-sel in yuir body is on a crusade to rack ye with a mighty qua-king and gut wenching pain, much like dysentery, or even monastery! I jest ye not. Any man who tells ye different is a lyre!" Medications are available for temporary relief. They include Queen-ine, Im-mote-ian 1200 AD. and Castle Oil, the taste of which can be most unpeasant.

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arsmoirae

arsmoirae says: Wonderful design, and I likewise love the description. :-)

Posted over 2 years ago.

van_laun

van_laun says: Great fun, a fab design. I love it!

Posted almost 3 years ago.

peace_m...

peace_mistwallow says: Very original. Very creative. Very adorable. Thanks for bringing a smile to face today with this pattern (and description).

Posted almost 3 years ago.

therust...

therustichome says: This is so cool!!! Love it!!!

Posted about 3 years ago.

dbrakes

dbrakes says: I just love this!

Posted about 3 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: thank you guys for the awesome comments!

Posted over 3 years ago.

littlef...

littlefrogpond says: Oh my goodness, I love this design. I love the muted colours, the subject matter, and the way the roof tiles flare out at the ends. Anyone who doesn't read your description is missing out!

Posted over 3 years ago.

amazinart

amazinart says: I adore this! Cean, I wish I could hang out with you for inspiration and belly laughs! You SLAY me!

Posted over 3 years ago.

amazinart

amazinart says: I adore this! Cean, I wish I could hang out with you for inspiration and belly laughs! You SLAY me!

Posted over 3 years ago.

greenmy...

greenmyeyes says: I am overwhelmed: first, by the awesome design; second, by the delightful description; and, third, by a fit of the giggles!

Posted almost 4 years ago.

digital...

digital_caiman_designs says:

digital_caiman_designs uploaded a fabric image for ceanirminger's design Turrets Syndrome :

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Posted almost 4 years ago.

digital...

digital_caiman_designs says: This fabric was perfect for a wall hanging in my daughter's room. Thanks!

digital_caiman_designs uploaded a project image link for ceanirminger's design Turrets Syndrome :

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Posted almost 4 years ago.

telden

telden says: In our household, the puns fly by the minute, so it's saying something that your description had us in stitches. (No sewing pun intended!) If I ever see this fabric on someone's garment at a Renaissance Festival (not too unlikely, I think!), I'll probably start giggling.

Posted about 4 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks for all of these kind comments everybody! and Telden, my hats off to you for those awesome added puns ( clear vassal!). I'm kicking myself for missing them!

Posted about 4 years ago.

telden

telden says: Gorgeous fabric and a commendable crusade. Does it help if the potion is taken at knight, or in a clear vassal?

Posted about 4 years ago.

amy_mal...

amy_malcolm says: Adore your edgy nature .

Posted about 4 years ago.

bornont...

bornonthebayou says: LOVE this! So very creative & oh, so funny!

Posted about 4 years ago.

dovetai...

dovetail_designs says: Genius! The Turrets descriptions are as entertaining as are it's designs. Thank you for a good laugh and the enjoyment of an intriguing design!

dovetail_designs uploaded a fabric image for ceanirminger's design Turrets Syndrome :

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Posted over 4 years ago.

foxglov...

foxglovedigital says: This is fantastic, and may make it's way into an order so I can put it into my son's quilt. Also, I like things that make me giggle at my own medical issues.

Posted over 4 years ago.

greennote

greennote says: Oh that is so hilarious, just love it. And the fabric's pretty good too!

Posted over 4 years ago.

jenithea

jenithea says: You are so hilarious and talented :-)

Posted over 4 years ago.

iloveartt

iloveartt says: I love it!!!

Posted over 4 years ago.

marie_s

marie_s says: Brilliant! You have an incredible imagination.

Posted over 4 years ago.

whimzwh...

whimzwhirled says: I agree, adorable.

Posted over 4 years ago.

verystarry

verystarry says: my god, you could not BE cuter :) love this!

Posted over 4 years ago.

rosanna...

rosannahope says: Just love your story line and the design is amazing!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

jellyfi...

jellyfishearth says: Wonderful design! Is that Nessie on two of the flags?

Posted almost 6 years ago.

cfhdesigns

cfhdesigns says: Who knew fabric design - not to mention fabric description - cold be so much fun. Great design. Great text. Great all around.

Posted over 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Ha! I love a girl who can appreciate some truly horrible punnage. Thanks for the compliments and for the positive reinforcement on over the top sidebar wackiness!

Posted over 6 years ago.

nudders

nudders says: I was just thinking might have to buy several mteres just because of the hilariously groan- worthy punning! Loooved the description and name and design.

Posted over 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks so much vickijenkinsart and kgalal! I really let myself get foolish on this one's sidebar. it was super fun!

Posted over 6 years ago.

kgalal

kgalal says: Very nice design and a very clever repeat...

Posted over 6 years ago.

vo_aka_...

vo_aka_virginiao says: I read a lot of sci-fi/fantasy and this one sooooo works for me. Congrats on the second place win!

Posted over 6 years ago.

sammyk

sammyk says: You can call me J-Nautty. Congrats on placing second! Sweet job all around.

Posted over 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thank you all! I'm super excited to be second. I knew as soon as I saw those amazing stain glass windows that no one but that juggernaut known as sammyk would be winning this contest. I thought your entries were fab, too, uzumakijo and kdl!

Posted over 6 years ago.

uzumakijo

uzumakijo says: congratulations on coming second - a truly wonderful design. properly fabulous!!

Posted over 6 years ago.

lulakiti

lulakiti says: Congratulations on coming in second!!! You and SammyK totally owned this one!!! :)

Posted over 6 years ago.

pinksod...

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Posted over 6 years ago.

inscrib...

inscribed_here says: You crack me up! I laughed so much that I fell off my chair. Your commentary is as brilliant as the design.

Posted over 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks so much, everybody! I got a bit carried away with the commentary. Even now I keep thinking about medieval puns I could make. ( I should have used lute in there....)

Posted over 6 years ago.

victori...

victorialasher says: You're a stitch. both the fabric and the commentary are brilliant.

Posted over 6 years ago.

lulakiti

lulakiti says: Absolutely fabulous! No idea how you do it! :) I had to abstain from this contest - my idea banks were blank.

Posted over 6 years ago.

sammyk

sammyk says: You've really thrown down the gauntlet this time. And may you never be cured of such brilliance. Godspeed.

Posted over 6 years ago.

uzumakijo

uzumakijo says: hahaha brilliant, love the fabric design you managed to get all the best elements in there - castle, unicorn, dragon, monks, damsel, knights etc...and the sidebar commentry is absolutely hilarious, well done once again - you never disappoint!!!

Posted over 6 years ago.