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The Rejects fabric by ceanirminger on Spoonflower - custom fabric

Preview scale: 21.0 x 18.0 inches.

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By Cean Irminger

By day I am an upstanding mosaic designer for New Ravenna Mosaics on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. By night I am a superdork drawing whatever weird things pop into my head. By morning I'm exhausted.

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Description:

For every idea that becomes iconic, there are billions more that stay moronic. This fabric is dedicated to those lead balloons, the cubic zirconias in For every idea that becomes iconic, there are billions more that stay moronic. This fabric is dedicated to those lead balloons, the cubic zirconias in the rough, the duds.

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eppiepe...

eppiepeppercorn says: This pattern is not only very cute, it is also clever. This would be fun for little girl's clothing. Maybe even a poodle skirt? Love it!

Posted over 5 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks, potbellybears,babysisterrae,kiwiandsteve, and leah*. This was one of the first designs I let my mind off it's tether for, so it's nice to hear people like it. I thought the peeing dog might have turned some people off. Yay for sophomoric humor!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

leah*

leah* says: so cute! I love it!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

ksteve

ksteve says: Very funny! I like the hoola hoop girl, she really looks like she is hoola hooping (sp?) - great design

Posted almost 6 years ago.

babysis...

babysisterrae says: just brilliant!!

Posted almost 6 years ago.

shelliq...

shelliquinn says: Hysterical concept. :)

Posted almost 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Than you both so much, Lulakiti and Iowa84! It's never hard for me to come up with moronic ideas, Iowa84, quite the opposite, really. I have trouble coming up with the straight out nice serious usable fabric!

Posted about 6 years ago.

lowa84

lowa84 says: Absolutely hilarious in concept, and beautifully executed! The images are so full of life and humor! Great work! Don't hold back those creative and funny ideas!

Posted about 6 years ago.

lulakiti

lulakiti says: I have to say - that I totally didn't get YOU until I totally got this design. I was still new then.

Posted about 6 years ago.

lulakiti

lulakiti says: Omigod... this is beyond fabulous. I totally didn't get the joke until I looked closer. Not only gorgeous but hilarious as well! :)

Posted over 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks so much, everybody! I'm always a bit nervous when I just jump into the ridiculous idea pool with both feet that I'll have gone too far, but it's so fun! Thanks for quieting my nerves!

Posted over 6 years ago.

pinksod...

pinksodapop says: Hilarious! ---- As always ... awesome design!

Posted over 6 years ago.

tenderl...

tenderlovingclaire says: Hahaha, love it!! Especially the hula hoopin' chick with the beehive, and all the poodles. (All 50s stuff must have poodles!) I remember looking through a book on teen style crazes and there was a section on poodle skirts and all the forgotten variations, and there were some really weird motifs thrown in there, I wouldn't be surprised if the paddle skirt was actually sported by some bobby soxer long ago! You did an incredible job Cean, good luck in the contest :)

Posted over 6 years ago.

kdl

kdl says: Too funny, and adorable, too!

Posted over 6 years ago.

victori...

victorialasher says: oh my! I am laughing so much I can hardly type! Brilliant.

Posted over 6 years ago.

uzumakijo

uzumakijo says: hahaha fab, i totally agree with sammyk - your designs are always so original and totally brilliant!!

Posted over 6 years ago.

sammyk

sammyk says: Another hilarious and beautifully executed design. Love your brain!

Posted over 6 years ago.

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