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The Casualties of Bar fabric by ceanirminger on Spoonflower - custom fabric

Preview scale: 21.0 x 18.0 inches.

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By Cean Irminger

By day I am an upstanding mosaic designer for New Ravenna Mosaics on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. By night I am a superdork drawing whatever weird things pop into my head. By morning I'm exhausted.

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Description:

Look at them, those victim victuals of the spirit world. The mild mannered celery, the sweet cherries, the innocent olives. So defenseless, so delic

Look at them, those victim victuals of the spirit world. The mild mannered celery, the sweet cherries, the innocent olives. So defenseless, so delicious. Think about them the next time you sidle up to a bar and order a flaming Dr. Pepper. Try to imagine the family that that tequila worm might have back in Mexico, and remember...It's not happy hour to everybody.

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amy_g

amy_g says: hahahahaha! this is hilarious~ I love that last line in the description "It's not happy hour to everybody".....classic!!!!!

Posted almost 4 years ago.

kristin...

kristinhorst says: Your work is beautiful and fun as it is conceptually sound. I love!!!!!!!

Posted over 6 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: Thanks guys! There's nothing like a bit of virtual booze to get the words flowing. Good luck to everyone in the contest!

Posted over 6 years ago.

victori...

victorialasher says: Oh my goodness, this is so cute. And I agree with weedesigns about your descriptions. I am just sitting here chuckling.

Posted over 6 years ago.

weedesigns

weedesigns says: I get such a kick out of your descriptions - they are just as fun as your designs :)

Posted over 6 years ago.

sammyk

sammyk says: So true! Now there's nothing left to consume but your scrumptious fabric design. Another great, hilarious one!

Posted over 6 years ago.

uzumakijo

uzumakijo says: you know i was just thinking the same thing as claire, i so look forward to seeing what you've come up with each week, and it's always something fab!

Posted over 6 years ago.

tenderl...

tenderlovingclaire says: I'll never look at an olive impaled on a toothpick in the same way again! I enjoy your designs so much, they always combine a lovely concept with beautiful art.

Posted over 6 years ago.