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Look at them, those victim victuals of the spirit world. The mild mannered celery, the sweet cherries, the innocent olives. So defenseless, so delicious. Think about them the next time you sidle up to a bar and order a flaming Dr. Pepper. Try to imagine the family that that tequila worm might have back in Mexico, and remember...It's not happy hour to everybody.