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This fabric, gift wrap, or wallpaper design gently parodies romance novels and is composed mostly of words/writing.
Comes complete with romance novel tropes and cliches...for lighthearted projects that can be made into gifts for readers of genre fiction.
Your designer is a fan of romance novels, herself, so this is more lighthearted parody than cutting satire...I make fun of it because I AM it...
Also, in the interests of wit, though this has an explicitness rating of "mild," there are certain terms one does find frequently in romance novels, so those of exquisitely delicate sensibilities should check out the "zoom" version to read the complete snippets.
P.S. If you are looking at the wallpaper version, imagine this as a hilarious conversation piece in a bathroom or bedroom!