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The Gardener's Law of Thermodynamics - Chaos Always Increases. Isn't it comforting that that is a law of the universe, not your fault?
It's done as a Renaissance-style book page. The font is actually derived from some of William Morris' printed books, so it's truly an Arts & Crafts/Art Nouveau medieval-Renaissance style!
The background is my Arts & Crafts style deer and grapes design, derived from a couple of batik stamps, with colors reversed.
A warm, subdued foresty combination of green and brown.