Not many people know this but Cthulhu actually enjoys a day in the kitchen every now and then. In fact he took home second place in the Elder God Bake-Off in 9402 BC with his famous Pineal Meringue Pie. Yog-Sothoth's "Thing on the Pie-Plate" came in third and Hastur's "Blanc-Mange That Shall Not Be Named" fourth.
The event was not without controversy; both Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth bitterly complained that Nyarlathrotep's "Dream Pie of Unknown Contents" only won the blue ribbon because it ate most of the judges and cast a many-colored poisonous miasma that took almost a thousand years to dissipate completely.
This pattern coordinates with my design "Eclair of the White Worm" and would be perfect for oven mitts, aprons, table cloths, kitchen curtains, etc.
The event was not without controversy; both Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth bitterly complained that Nyarlathrotep's "Dream Pie of Unknown Contents" only won the blue ribbon because it ate most of the judges and cast a many-colored poisonous miasma that took almost a thousand years to dissipate completely.
This pattern coordinates with my design "Eclair of the White Worm" and would be perfect for oven mitts, aprons, table cloths, kitchen curtains, etc.
