ZOMBIE MOMMY
Peacoquette was just floating along
until one day the stork brought
a little Peacoquettelette.
Her eyes grew red from exhaustion.
Her once beautiful skin grew green with revulsion at the
constant stream of goo and grime
Truth be told, she was reduced to monosyllables
from only speaking to a baby.
Did I mention she drooled a little?
And kinda smelled?
She had become - ZOMBIE MOMMY!
True story.
Cut around the edges and sew together.
For people using a machine,
sew along the solid line.
For hand stitchers, you can get fancy and sew along the figures.
Stuff with brains... I mean, the filler of your choice!
Coordinating plaid available!
