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it's all Greek to me fabric by weavingmajor on Spoonflower - custom fabric

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By kelly (weavingmajor)

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Description:

if I was to ever have to draft my own sewing pattern, it would probably look something like this.

Updated 4/7/12: now with more directions.

Also available on a brown background in a larger scale.

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pond_ri...

pond_ripple says: Very cute!

Posted over 3 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thanks Lisa and Aly! That's what all the regular patterns honestly look like to me! I do hope someone makes something cool with this - but it probably won't be me!!

Posted over 3 years ago.

mise_en...

mise_en_ollie says: "Switch to Phillips bit" that had me rolling!!

Posted over 3 years ago.

vanilla...

vanillabeandesigns says: This really had be laughing so hard, especially because I was recently struggling with a "simple" pattern for a pocketbook that had me so befuddled I wanted to cry. One of my favorite directions from this hysterical design - "Cut at least four, but no more than 7" LOVE this design! Can't wait to see what someone makes out of this!

Posted over 3 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thanks, Magi! Wow... I can't imagine walking through all of that redrafting! We were all on the short side of average and could get by with the regular stuff - I'm pretty well intimidated just with the NORMAL patterns!

Posted over 3 years ago.

walkwit...

walkwithmagistudio says: Ha! Love it. Years ago (decades really) pattern did not come in sizes for the very tall nor the petite. This brings back memories of my mom, my sister, and me wrestling for hours with tissue paper printed patterns - measuring, cutting splicing, - repeat - until we got the pattern redrafted to fit out respective bodies - tall 5'8" - my sister, very tall 6' - me, petite 5'2" - mom. Have to make this a favorite.

Posted over 3 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thanks Cean! I'm scared to sew, too, but I have a friend here who helps me through the scary parts. But it feels much safer just to sit here by my computer and mock what I don't understand!

Posted over 4 years ago.

ceanirm...

ceanirminger says: So clever and cool, Kelly, though just looking at this has just terrified me from ever trying to learn to sew, (even though I do need a new cuff flounce).

Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thank you, Amy! and THAT comment made MY day! ;oD

Posted over 4 years ago.

pennycandy

pennycandy says: "Complexity"...LOVE IT! That made my day!

Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thank you Candy and Berene and Phoebe! Haha, yes, I ought to sew it all up into... um... something with pleats and darts and things! that would be a fun challenge!

Posted over 4 years ago.

feebeedee

feebeedee says: I love, love, love this!!! Ditto what happysolucky says.

Posted over 4 years ago.

happyse...

happysewlucky says: Hilarious. Love a pattern that gives all the info you need plus a whole lot more that you don't. I'd really like to see these pieces all sewn up into whatever it is that they might make. :-)

Posted over 4 years ago.

candyjoyce

candyjoyce says: Very Good!

Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thanks Scrummy! And Victoria, I think you're right. All the old cut out pattern pieces are in my mom's basement, but I should haul them home and do something with them. They'd make a funny crazy-quilt, thanks for the idea!

Posted over 4 years ago.

victori...

victorialasher says: Perhaps it's time to make a quilt. Perhaps just piece the parts of those old clothes together with some filler pieces.

Posted over 4 years ago.

scrummy

scrummy says: I've been on hol with just my phone and I've been really curious about this one.... now on full screen in all its glory.... wow. Brilliant!! So fun and so clever :D xxx

Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thanks Victoria! yup, I need some 'best sewn by' dates on my clothes as well. I have a few in college that I pinned and cut pieces... now sadly out of fashion... sigh.

Posted over 4 years ago.

victori...

victorialasher says: So, so funny. My favorite is the best if sewn by date in 2147. I have a skirt that will probably get done around then - I tried to do my own pattern for it so it's stalled; and I really identify with this.

Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thanks Rhonda, Janiece, Carina and Kelly! I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who feels that sort of panic looking at pattern pieces! Haha, Janiece, I thought about making a dress as well... if I lived in a bigger town I could probably get away with it! ;o)

Posted over 4 years ago.

kdl

kdl says: Really funny, and too true :D

Posted over 4 years ago.

catru

catru says: awesome, such a clever concept for fabric!!! love it :D

Posted over 4 years ago.

whimzwh...

whimzwhirled says: Love the simplicity reference as well. Run with it darlin. It's a hit. Love humor in fabric and life. I'd wear a shirt or dress with this fabric. I'd get so much attention and being a Leo in 5 major houses that is important.

Posted over 4 years ago.

rhondad...

rhondadesigns says: Smiles quickly became loud chuckles as I read each set of directions on what, at first glance, appears to be a genuine set of pattern pieces with instructions! Most dressmakers would nod their heads and say that it describes the feelings of confusion felt the first time that they tackled a complex commercial sewing pattern! This is a terrific design idea for the sewing theme! The fabric would also be perfect to make into a tote bag to take to sewing classes!

Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: thank you Jen, Veronica, Penny, Su, Rebecca and Janiece! I'm glad you've enjoyed it too! I think I'll scale it up after the sewing-theme contest and make a sewing machine cover out of it. <P>Only problem is, now that I turned on the ridiculous side of my brain I can't turn it off! I've got more silly things to add every time I turn around! ;oD

Posted over 4 years ago.

whimzwh...

whimzwhirled says: Absolutely love this! What fun.

Posted over 4 years ago.

muddyfoot

muddyfoot says: Hilarious! There are some patterns that make me feel that way too! Especially the antique and older vintage ones. XD

Posted over 4 years ago.

su_g

su_g says: Very very funny... I laughed even more when I read each piece... A witty take on the baffling science/ art of sewing...

Posted over 4 years ago.

bad_penny

bad_penny says: Love the pattern! They all look like that to me. ;-)

Posted over 4 years ago.

vdyej

vdyej says: So original & cool - love your humor!

Posted over 4 years ago.

drizzly...

drizzlydaydesignco says: Too funny!

Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: detail of the forward skirt gore, progressive chordate cap sleeve, and right posterior shoulder-pad, with partial view of the highwater pant leg riser.

weavingmajor uploaded a fabric image for weavingmajor's design it's all Greek to me :

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Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: detail of the rotator cuff, knee placket, and left half of the reciprocating plasmometer

weavingmajor uploaded a fabric image for weavingmajor's design it's all Greek to me :

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Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: detail of the early Victorian cuff flounce and the soffit collar siding

weavingmajor uploaded a fabric image for weavingmajor's design it's all Greek to me :

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Posted over 4 years ago.

weaving...

weavingmajor says: detail of the left-articulating capri leg

weavingmajor uploaded a fabric image for weavingmajor's design it's all Greek to me :

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Posted over 4 years ago.