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If pineapples were bright orange and grew in boxes of tightly ordered columns and rows, they might look something like this. This has the shape of a pineapple and the paisley leaves sprouting from its omni- directional tops. But if this is a pineapple, look out Spongebob. Still, it looks sort of like a psychotic kind of pineapple to me.